Here, I made this handy little chart to help people make up their minds about whether to support democratic or republican politicians.
Whether you decide to support republicans or democrats you’re going to be disappointed about half the time. By not choosing either, you will be disappointed almost all the time. But, regardless of your choice, politicians will still be the same. Whether you choose to be a democrate or republican doesn’t alter the fact that there are really only two kinds of people in the U.S.: Those that govern and those who are governed.
Love it!
We could also add:
Favor enacting legislation to deal with all social problems.
Favor constant surveillance of citizens.
And of course:
Favor wearing American flag pins.
Now that I think about it, I should have included the following:
Oppose a free market in Education.
Oppose a free market in health care.
Democrats and republicans never consider a free market in either of these. They may nibble around the corners, by suggesting charter schools or reducing regulation of health insurance, but neither party ever suggests replacing the current system with a true free market. And, of course, the fact that the free market doesn’t exist in these areas is precisely why they are completely out of control.